“How is this entire shipping container covered by the de minimis tariff exemption?”

(a door swings open spilling thousands of the world’s tiniest violins)

True anarchocapitalism is when the free market has you hammer a girder hard enough to become an unassailable steelman.

Comrade Miku would have to register as a foreign agent for both Japan and Brazil

God only knows he's grown farther from home, he's no father 
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose 'cause here goes the cold water 
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product     
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows 
He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera 
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner 
But the beat goes on, da-da-dom, da-dom, dah-dah-dah-dah

MY BROTHERRRR IN CHRIST

Catch me in Avignon with the nWo. Mick Foley died several times for our sins

His military induction would’ve required a pile of vaccines if they weren’t up to date already.

I see edit 2 and you ain’t in the ER yet homie!! Get the fuck in there and we’ll talk when you get back if they don’t solve your mystery.

Super briefly, Long COVID can cause clotting shit that a bunch of society wants to overlook, and damage to the erectile tissue can come with unlucky COVID infections as well. Just keep that in your head for the moment.

Now fucking go. All our hope is with you and your future boners.

I do needs it. I just want NIST and NIOSH and Amtrak and all the other cool shit to be okay :/

Woke antifa INFILTRATOR promoting SECOND LANGUAGE EDUCATION in LEETSPEAK so your CHILD can learn HACKING on USENET

YSK:

Night color shifting is great, but grayscale is even better at helping your brain settle the fuck down.

Extra-dim accessibility modes like Reduce White Point on iOS are useful for everyone.

Stick both of these on an accessibility shortcut and they’ll push you toward a textier, less scrolly use of your device, which will also help you go the fuck to sleep.

gonna solve world hunger by empowering billionaires to eat the peanuts outta my shit

If we’re fixing America’s beshittlements, can we restore the Hawaiian monarchy?

I don’t see a mention of this form of drinkin’ vinegar, but I love me some shrub. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrub_(drink)

https://lemmy.world/c/bestoflemmy

Worth paying to support MetaFilter too, we’re gonna need Web 1.0 like never before

thick thighs save lives

Gonna stand at the US-Canadian border with my sleeve rolled up, cover myself in maple syrup, and wait for favorable winds so the Mounties’ vaccine drone can dart me

ragtime syncopations slowly crescendo as I put on my suspenders and pickle barrel

Preparing lunch with exceptional knifework and yelling at my family to TASTE MY SOLINGEN STEEEEEL