How’s that workin’ out for ya’, billy boy?

Instructions actually unclear: please don’t stop calling?!

Yum… fiber…

…and convey legal threats.

Hundreds? Who has 4 digit phone numbers? Try millions/billions.

So Linux is just Android?

…then they start clumping together to form clutter piles.

They need little hard-hats.

You will find the answer to your question in this article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Affirming_the_consequent

Of course! If not at the time of use, then via taxes coming out of their paycheck… but usually both.

Humans playing with large hadron colliders.

Fishy telempathy, obviously.

It’s like an anime weapon.

It’s the dance from the Peanuts.

I’m sure it would be quite rare to fight in a clean-room where such a tactic would be necessary, but not to worry… even in conditions free from dirt and dust, you can still get several hits in by converting your ordinary EDC PocketSand™ into earth-shot.

Plot twist: using magic really burns through the calories!

Yea… price controls… that always ends well…