harder better faster stronger

k w a k k

sometimes i think about that kid in the experiment
who was sat down and told to wait some time
before eating the sweetness put in front of him

that his patience would bring a reward

and i think about how they laughed when he didn’t succeed in waiting and instead
crammed the entire gummy bear into his mouth the second they left

looking so guilty afterward

the way they gloated and collected data and prognosticated about his future job prospects and potential success-
certainly not as good as those who waited, they said

it was something about self-control

i know all too well that when he got home
there were probably no sweets
or if there were, they were there for a moment only
before being snatched away by either cruel hands or circumstance
no guarantee that promises meant anything, much less that they were kept.

if it had been me in that chair
i’d have eaten it too.

sometimes i think about that kid in the experiment who was sat down and told to wait some time before eating the sweetness put in front of him

that his patience would bring a reward

and i think about how they laughed when he didn’t succeed in waiting and instead crammed the entire gummy bear into his mouth the second they left

looking so guilty afterward

the way they gloated and collected data and prognosticated about his future job prospects and potential success-
certainly not as good as those who waited, they said

it was something about self-control

i know all too well that when he got home there were probably no sweets
or if there were, they were there for a moment only
before being snatched away by either cruel hands or circumstance,

no guarantee that promises meant anything, much less that they were kept.

if it had been me in that chair
i’d have eaten it too.

this is beautiful.

oh hi DP/DR.

in this economy, can you blame her? /s

thanks, i hate it

so comfy e.e

holy crap, what a gargantuan task. how long have you been working on this?

you know, i heard they did surgery on one of those.

whew boy, this needs some self reflection from the person who posted it and anyone who upvoted.

my family would dye the eggs as a big event, and then store them in the fridge and eat them. i never knew people would just throw them away.

we are also german, though- we do the whole popping a hole in the shell and blowing the inside out in order to make the decorative ones that one leaves at room temperature.

how irrational to dye them and then let them spoil.

you realise you can eat the dyed eggs, right?

lick lick lick CHOMP

it‘s going to be a very long list, lol

5. ole reliable

i was counting whatever red icon is at the bottom right as the fourth layer. i assumed that was a watermark for some place that it was posted.

what in the repost hell is this? that image shows at least four levels of reposting. dead dead internet :(