Yeah

In the past our eggs were not all in one basket.

In the past it wasn’t possible to fuck up so hard you destroy all of humanity. That’s a new one.

Same as it ever was

Flatpaks have entered the chat.

/s

I think a prerequisite to becoming pope is knowing how to read

NGL this is sick af and I would NOT fuck with this law firm.

Same as it ever was

This is a 40 seat black box theater that costs $250 a night to run a show. Chill out.

Chromebooks have entered the chat

An ad for what?

So a political nerd lol

Try studying non-european history. Pre-historic communities in north America were generally pretty chill.

Let his name rot

My boss does this lol

Laptops can’t do AR since they have no gyroscope.

I understand this is a joke but that doesn’t change the fact someone actually did this.

Of course there is?

This was an alternative to defunding the state parks completely.

Republicans didn’t want to pay for parks at all.

Requiring payment to enter the parks is a way to fund them without “taxes”.

I’m pretty much 100% this is a fully LLM generated article. That lib absolutely doesn’t exist.

I think “no uncertain terms” is the phrase you want there.