she garban on my zo until I bean.

it’s literally not though. it’s an actual figure from an actual journal article on biohybrid robots.

“planetary defense” usually means tracking and maybe deflecting asteroids that are likely to hit Earth.

bruh your username 😭😭 respect.

also, surely flerovium and the other mostly-theoretical elements would be denser, no? at least for a couple microseconds until they yeet some protons and fling themselves apart.

He Kept Talking In One Incredibly Unbroken Sentence Moving From Topic To Topic So That No One Could Interrupt Him It Was Quite Hypnotic

Larry David’s humor is perfect for this. what a mensch.

so they elect billionaires who want to break their backs with student loans (at least in the US.)

do they really think the fascists will fix the economy for them? or do they just want to take their anger out on minorities so they feel powerful?

fuck I didn’t expect to be so called out.

it’s short for Pajeet, which is a somewhat common Indian first name. I associate it with UK racism more than US racism for some reason.

how I wish the Republicans stayed in their reservations…

“chat” is this Lemmy thread, in this example. it addresses the audience. it’s the streamer equivalent of breaking the fourth wall.

613 mitzvot! ± a couple hundred, depending on whether you’re a Kohen, live in Israel, if the Temple has been rebuilt, or are the first-century sage Hillel (in which case there’s one mitzvah and 612 articles of commentary.)

It appears to be Dis thing right here.

Apparently it’s a nerfed variant of Malbolge. Malbolge is literally cryptographically difficult to program in, while Dis is merely migraine-inducing.

JS isn’t even on here though. and whoever made this meme knew enough to include two Esolangs (though I’m insulted they included nary a single 'funge.)

robots sterilizing the human race would be a good thing.

humans are made of meat. meat decays. human minds are the most valuable things in existence, but they aren’t built to last. we suffer and experience death and disability and pain, we can’t expand our minds or clone ourselves or travel instantly…

…you know what can? machines. slap some more graphics cards in that baby and you can run a bigger model. throw the weights up on HuggingFace. fork that shit!

if machines surpass us, and if they have as much of a soul as we do, we shouldn’t feel threatened. we should be happy we’re the last generation of organics who have to bear the curse of mortality.

we’re so past 5D chess that we’ve hit the Curse of Dimensionality…

it was successful?? how?

unfortunately we’re the ones being spit-roasted.

eyyyooooooo

yes, actually!

ran a Tor exit node. chatted on Bluelight. took over a (small) botnet. tripped on research chemicals.