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i love ao3

Fell off a tram on my 16th birthday and sprained my ankle. I didn’t realize, so I went into the local river “for fun” and I conveniently forgot to take my clothes off. So I come home, and the next day everyone thinks I tried to kill myself. I don’t think they believe the real story, even now.

was eine bizarre Geschichte

minecraft, roblox

“ja, ich verstehe” “… und dann siehst du was passiert, es ist quasi ganz einfach wenn du den und den Punkt im focus behältst und…” “Ja, ich glaube ich habe es verstanden” Greift Papier

-overdose

-victim of random homicide

-suicide

-car

-smth retarded that i did drunk

everyday (its old, it doesnt care)

Thank you

Trash can is right here 🗑️

Fuck Off bro

I’m too drunk to realize this is satire

i Bad it too!! im not even old

i think its cute :3

can i use this as my phone wallpaper?

but not without wheels (i think)

my bike is broken

going to the gym by car would be ironic too

the penis? no surprise they left EU

I used to be able to go 12, then I developed thirst, and I have to drink water every 20 minutes