Protestant work ethic is just being at work all the time so you don’t have to see your family that hates you and you hate. Nothing to do with actual productivity lmao

Just slather n’ go!

First came the horse paste medicine for covid, now it’s gonna be horse medicine for a broken leg or sprained ankle.

I wish i had recorded my boss calling me and telling me to keep working off the clock when I was a minor. I’d own that gym now.

Can’t wait to be forced to buy that shit on credit

This has tagline potential

Try some puffed rice in that bad boy for some crunch

Wow, look at that line go! Lmao

Holy shit

“Radiated men will eat the flesh of radiated men”

Im watching for the first time ever, and I think I’m about to hit post 9/11 eps soon.

His therapist called out his racist remark against middle eastern people and I was shocked because I couldn’t see that ever happening in tv post 9/11

Plz god let it be pope pizzaballer

I’m guessing it’s the cyclical fashion, we are used to seeing people who looked like that 15-20 years ago and now they have same clothes but are 20 years younger. Like how everyone in the 1940s looked like they were born at age 35 with a mortgage and an ulcer because they all wore wool suits all the time.

Now this is DnD. Reminds me of my friends gripli alchemist who pulled off a backflip double potion throw one shot of a boss with 3 nat 20s in a row.

(Contractors are deranged, i watched a coked out contractor have to be restrained from assaulting someone because of a parking spot dispute at 7am)

Durnald Tramp

I mostly know Swiss German from drinking songs or whatever we would listen to in german class, and damn that’s a wild language lol

A fart is just a shit honking for the right of way

-everyone’s uncle

How to do Elaine Bennis’ famous “little kicks” dance

Every animal hates blue jays. They are asssholes who don’t ever stop screaming.