He should be punished for espousing such vile antisemitic views /s

*sufficiently advanced technology

You bastard. I wanted to downvote this so bad.

and the pitcher on the mound… this is all coming together

Americans use the word “political” to mean ethical nowadays.

This is wonderfully succinct and I will be stealing it, please and thank you.

The ongoing saga of conservative white South Americans suddenly discovering they are very much brown as far as ICE is concerned.

Discluded? Are you sure you don’t mean excounted?

does “every fucking word that came out of my mouth” count?

everyone in the cinema clapped and cheered when he said “it’s worgin’ time”

bidet I learned

you shit in your bidet?

I’ve always liked “waste of skin”

Regressives. As opposed to Progressives.

And you’d certainly want to keep your American fence on a tight leash for the foreseeable

Lot of BDSM crafters about to pivot to medical supplies. Restraints? Harnesses? Relaxants? Something to bite on? They’re so ready for this.

“I never thought the leopards would eat MY baby”, sobs woman…

The shock of this absolutely pushed him further right, no question. He realized all his tech buddies hated his guts but there was nobody in his circle who would dare make him understand why. And that’s why all billionaires are crazy.

we’re about to find out what would have happened if the Nazis had got the bomb first

fuck yeah, thank you!

can’t wait to screen this masterpiece at my next soiree