An those IP laws are really fostering innovation!

He should beta-test the cure for autism

They thought they didnt need lawers or programmers!

I know this one! You set your timezone then try again

Sure seems like they they know they did something wrong if they dont want anybody to know about it

Im sure DOGE will replace it with a more efficient way for the government to track all of the bugs its computers might be vulnerable to…

Member the Hyperloop?

The problem with that is they have already become obsessed with making money and given up on actually educating. Seeking further outside funding would only further distract them from education.

Dear purchasers of proprietary bullshit: STOP!

I havnt beem this excited in a long time!

She could have just easily been a contract killer with a silenced uzi there to murder her target and put their head in the basket as confirmation of the kill. If youre going to accuse people of crimes based purley on circumstantial evidence you might as well go big right?

They need fricking laser beams on their heads!

You think food just grows on trees?

I thought it was “of or pertaining to a beaver”

“I was just downloading that to train my neural net”

I was testing you =P

Maybe next time just say you have two electrons in your covalent shell

Just say youre installing wimdows 13

It will become obvious once youve used linux for long enough

Buy a thumbdrive lol