Make me?

I’m afraid April 1st is forever, now.

Over?

Give me your profits, then.

“Sorry DM, I just want to say before we get started: thank you all for coming to my story-time one-man show. And now, if you’ll observe my PowerPoint, I will begin my character introduction…”

So wait, is Montana saying that hurting POCs, women, migrants, and trans kids ISN’T worth losing money over? Some Republicans they turned out to be!

It’s the goatiest!

Voyager… Voyager 6!

Look, all I’ve got is a poop factory, but you ain’t getting it for free.

Gotta be careful with gods, tho!

Wait, what if Star Trek but griddy and fuuuuuuuuuucked uuuuuuuuuup?!

Like Robert Reich said: You can’t appease a tyrant.

What’s better than one nuclear winter? Several consecutive nuclear winters!

Ah, but of course!

heh-heh-heh!

And that’s how we sneak UBI and universal healthcare past them. We’ll tell them it’s a Snickers bar.

I feel like Doomguy should be a class in Diablo.

I don’t mean to alarm any alarm anyone, but