Because we can’t invent Tools either? You do know we eat coconuts and they are significantly harder to open.

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I mean the smell is definitely more pugnant, I like to think of it as a newly opened can of coffee, technically the same but the first cup is always the freshest.

This standard would have probably caught on if they wouldn’t have gone and made it backwards.

Objectively you are more likely to need to know the day first, then the month then the year, and when people get lazy they always just leave off the year because it is assumed, but if the year is first you have to say the whole thing or sound stupid.

Look at that cock and those peckers.

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Help me Satan!

That explicitly isn’t a bad thing (assuming you live in a climate that you won’t freeze to death) but thing’s like clean water, vaccines, antibiotics, constant supply of food, oh yeah and Grass huts don’t forget those are a human invention too.

Eggshittification

3D Chess is easy, first player always wins just move your white bishop across the 3D board until the king is mated, 4D Chess is probably the same way, who can say but it is at least harder to conceptualize.

That no mere cat, it’s a feline.

This is a lie! Nobody should read his comment, instead they should check out Raid Shadow Legends the epic, turn-based RPG that’s taken the mobile gaming world by storm!

What about Wednesday?

For the last time you cannot move pieces through your tie onto your head.

Funny, I don’t see that in the rules anywhere.

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Nam Nam Nam crunchy heli.

Yes, unfortunately it’s the person who put up the sign who failed the test.

I’m sure nobody knew how cruel human tattoos would be to our survival either but look at us now…

Understandable, have a nice day.

Dose what it says in the tin.