🌌 we are all in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars
We have a shit-ton of projects on the go and zero free time (and energy). So today I decided to pay $6,000 and have someone repaint part of the house exterior. We don’t have the time, skills, or tools to do it ourselves, and it will buy us some time until we can properly address the underlying issues.
And loon calls in totally the wrong biomes, even continents!
I have separate house clothes: old or stained tshirts, sweatshirts, sweatpants, leggings, shorts. I work in an office with a dress code, and at home I have a toddler and a dog. I change as soon as I get home to minimize the chance of accidents on my nice work clothes. That said, I do wear my house clothes outside for yard work, dog walks, or quick shopping trips (depending where I’m going and with who lol).
Paralives! Because fuck EA for ruining The Sims (among many other games), it’s time for a good competitor. Plus, they’re from my city!
Thank you, I saw your exchange and now I understand what was meant.
Aah I saw their comment and your reply to them. That makes sense, sorry for the misunderstanding.
Sorry for butting in, but you wait “until things get serious” to tell people you’re into them just for the sex? I really want to give you the benefit of doubt because you’ve been respectful and articulate so far, but do you honestly not see the problem here? Why not just use Tinder for hookups?
I knew they were shitty to me and my brother, but rationalized most of it as being the product of a different culture and time. What really sealed the deal was finding out how shitty they were being to my elderly frail grandmother who was living with them. They made her last years on this Earth so miserable. I have lost all respect for them, I will never forgive them, and I’m glad to be hundreds of km away from them.
Depending on how thick the line was, maybe it was a cover-up for another tattoo? (or a group of tattoos)
Google knows the real world is a dystopia.
For some reason I picture it as having really droopy jowls covering those canines. Like a mastiff on steroids.
Excellent idea! I’m sure that information will be readily available from independent trustworthy sources that are not the government! Failing that, I always have my trusty mass spectrometer in my kitchen and I run all my foods through it just in case!
U2’s With or Without You cover by April Meservy and Aaron Edson. It infuses the original with raw emotion - you can feel the pain and exhaustion.
Edited to add: And Marilyn Manson’s version of Tainted Love. It sounds sickening and toxic, making the song about much more than a breakup.
In the order I learned them:
🇷🇴 Romanian: Vă rog / Mulțumesc (native)
🇨🇵 French: S’il-vous-plaît / Merci
🇬🇧 English: Please / Thank you
🇪🇦 Spanish: Por favor / Gracias
🇯🇵 Japanese: Onegai / Arigato
🇨🇳 Mandarin: Qing / Xiè xie
🇮🇹 Italian: Per favore / Grazie
🇩🇪 German: Bitte / Danke
🇷🇺 Russian: Pozhalusta / Spasiba
That happened so long ago that we wouldn’t even call those people “human”.
Police Academy
The Mask of Zorro (1998, with Antonio Banderas and Catherine Zeta-Jones)
The Tenth Kingdom
So if I get this right, your dad turned homosexual from his babysitter… Then proceeded to have two, presumably biologic, kids?
What, and I cannot emphasize this enough, the fuck
I didn’t even notice the leaf!! This was 1000% done on purpose haha!
Hobby: Telescopes upside-down or back-to-front, pointed through windows, with aperture caps on, without eyepieces, under heavy light pollution and glare, magically show Hubble-level images of something only visible from the opposite hemisphere.
Job: The Government knows everything about you and any employee can pull up any info on anyone in seconds. Ffs we can’t even get two departments to cooperate on a common database format.