Relevant name

I have a few wallpapers like that too lol

Fucking based

God I miss my Razer Phone 2. To my knowledge, it was the last Android phone ever released that did not have a blighted notch or hole punch. The only thing that could improve it would be an OLED screen

My lock screen is just my wallpaper, which I can’t post one screenshot of because my phone cycles through 175 of them. You definitely could tell a lot about me based on that alone, and also based on what wallpapers I have and in what order they’re in

Yeah, that is lie 48 characters that we’d had to pass by phone and they have to type it flawlessly.

Wouldn’t be so bad if everyone knew their Alpha Bravo Charlies

My one talent: alpha bravo charlie delta echo foxtrot golf hotel India Juliet kilo Lima mike November Oscar papa Quebec Romeo Sierra tango uniform Victor whiskey x-ray Yankee Zulu, typed using voice to text

The Constitution says there’s also no law against actively and loudly not doing business with the companies

“Sabre cat attack.”

edit: I’m just now realizing people IRL probably think I did self harm to get that scar lmao

I used to volunteer at a cat shelter, I know how you feel

Would you say that those things are actually really important and NEED to be made of plastic? I wonder if Aeri would account for that possibility

Much like the concept of a carbon footprint, it exists solely to make consumers think they can make an individual difference so they won’t push for regulations

Meanwhile my country’s most powerful public health official: “vaccines are dangerous because they train viruses to be stronger, we should instead simply infect as many birds as possible”

But then here in like 10^10^10^56 years*, a new big bang will probably happen and the cycle starts anew

*It doesn’t actually matter what units you use, milliseconds and stellar lifespans are the same at this scale

What symbolism, he clearly has the characters M-S-1-3 tattooed above those symbols, plain as day

I’m pretty sure I read the whole comment, but I didn’t see the /s anywhere

How exactly tf is a skull supposed to be a 3???

That’s actually how black holes are made

Luigi’s not the shooter, and also the shooter didn’t do anything wrong

In the past, we celebrated those who slayed dragons

The beeping! My damn air fryer has to let everyone in the neighborhood know that I’m making food at 3:00 am, I hate it so much

Gonna ignore the fire alarm someday because I’ll just assume someone is air frying something

A Way Out. Highly recommend playing it with your closest friend. Fucking game made me feel stronger emotions than any other game I’ve ever played, because the motherfucker I was playing with is my best friend. I’m not going to spoil the ending, I’m just going to say: heavy fucking feelings

That’s an interesting epoch. Almost, but not quite, 40,000 years ago

No, I’m American.