Spykee

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Don’t choose the yellow one. It gets tricky to know when the pee is about to overflow.

All of you who have commented until now - LIARS!

I know all of you dimwits are looking at naked people on your phone. That’s your fun thing & then you produce “things” out of your body that you wipe off.

Not saying I don’t do it, but you do it too.

War-Chest-Hair Sauce … Werk-hamster-shire Sauce … Wash-your-sister Sauce … What’s-this-here Sauce … Wister-Sheer Sauce … … …

Yeah. Fucking nailed it!

Baaaby shark do dodo dodo do, baby shark do dodo dodo do, baby shark do dodo dodo do, baby shark… Baaaby shark do dodo dodo do, baby shark do dodo dodo do, baby shark do dodo dodo do, baby shark… You will now sing this song for the next decade.

This fucking idiot!

Condition 1 - it has to be a girl Condition 2 - she should be alive

I give you this opportunity to bring chaos & talk shit about each other. Question to both - What’s the one thing you want your spouse to do that they don’t do when it comes to Mateo?

People telling me to stay clear of the elusive yellow snow, I know you all want to keep the special whiskey sour recipe a secret. But I know and you cannot keep me away from it.

Ripped Jesus! - correct title.

Look for an icon that resembles a ship. It symbolises sailing through all the misleading webpages and takes you straight to your desired resource. It looks something like this…

…and…and I am going to find a European girl and suck her nipples for as long as she wants.

What a shite webpage. No matter how many times I close the tiny stupid video window, it will spring up like bloody herpes with every touch. Yahoo, you’re as bad as herpes. Eat shit.

Brooooo, I so wish this was true. 12mins! 75%. I’d no more be 4-pump man. Stella would still be with me. I miss Stella. :'(

Your wife’s probably a witch bro. Tomorrow she’ll say she regularly gets a good night’s sleep. Witches man, I’m telling you.

*cries with tears only in one eye.

Eat, Sleep, royally fuck things up, repeat.