They’re offering solar panels right off the bat.

Stop taking pictures in my house.

He can save Tesla by leaving Tesla.

Toddler-in-chief got no game.

Can I pay in iTunes gift cards?

I have a dad joke, but the punch line is apparent.

What about with reeds in it so when you fart it’s musical? You could have anything from saxophone to oboe!

This looks like something that could be made out of stuff from Harbor Freight.

They’re bird suicide prevention cables. Now birds won’t be able to fly directly into the tower to kill themselves.

Only nonagenerians were included in the study.

Onshape should be at the top of that list. I use it both professionally and personally.

People get freaked out over the free tier data being public, but if you’ve ever tried searching for something that’s public you’d not worry.

The full size chocolate bar house increases their flex.

There’s a comma. It’s two measurements.

Now we know exactly how much he’s compensating for.

Why do I think this is heated instead of cooled?

Come get a nice steaming paper cone of egg salad!

Clever girl…

You’re whack, that’s awesome.

I have two Dyson stick vacs, maybe they’re less robust. Both have broken in different ways. They’re still mostly usable, but are now annoying to use.

My Filter Queen, on the other hand, has been a champ for over two decades and will still be running when I’m dead.

Avoid Dysons (easy at your price point), they’re too fragile. I’d find a local vacuum repair shop and get a refurbished vacuum. It’ll probably be something you pass down to your kids.

I kinda figured as much as soon as I posted. D’oh.

When I was seventeen, I drank some very good beer…