Take it offline as in turning it off? “We’re taking the service offline” or “Let’s talk about this face to face?”

I feel dirty pronouncing De-twah

Missouri wanted slavery in the 1800s at its conception.

Recusive acronym!

For future bouts of tinnitus put you palm over you ears with your fingers pointing behind you, cross your first two fingers of each hand, and flick the back of your head behind your ears couple times. It doesn’t fix it but does give relief when the ringing gets intense.

This seasons meme harvest? Too much chaff, bad crop.

What about “something’s important but I don’t know what”

With all that user upgradability it’s basically free real-estate for enshittification. Surley, the users don’t know what they want.

Its where you get hot takes to feel included in the sports conversations.

Shazbot

Basically a lobotomy+, a reverse labotomy?

“Iboughtahondabutishouldaboughtamitsubishi” - a sacred Protestant chant about snakes or something

How is Kern related to the Schedule I game?

I spent a bunch of time in art classes and learned more practical chemical safety and disposal than my actual chemistry classes.

In high school I did a mandatory tour of our local correctional facility for some kind of scare the kids straight scheme. We got to see how similar the walls and food was to ours. It seemed that the only difference was having hope and freedom.

wait. your memes aren’t gibberish?

it’s where the power is stored

I worked at a hobby lobby briefly and they expect so much more loss than another retail store I’ve worked at. Also, their refusal to implement digital stock keeping in the 21st century at that scale didn’t help.

Gaslight Obscure Project, GOP.

Ubisoft is that one guy what said something funny once and made that joke their whole personality.