Ya know I’m not necessarily a horse person but I’ve been seeing updates on sandy since I joined the fediverse and I’m a huge sandy fan.

Had me in the first half ngl

This is the pedophile trump scp isn’t it

Why buy oil when the sun is free

Behold! a wizards staff with a scope

This is like the 4th promise of destruction.

I pulled that number out my ass but you get the idea

So he does want to be comfortable in his little suicide bunker

I’ve been doing dynamic pricing in Walmart for years. I go in ready to pay for stuff but end up walking out with meat in my pants. The prices become free while I’m in the store

If you smelt it you dealt it. Get out and make room for someone who actually gives a fuck

Goddam this shit is contagious I just started fucking jorkin it and I’m on the bus ugh…

What freedom?

Fuck me sideways and call me craig

Fmhy net

If buying isn’t owning piracy isn’t stealing

Summary from the link:

Scientists have developed a breakthrough “superfood” for honeybees by engineering yeast to produce the essential nutrients normally found in pollen. In controlled trials, colonies fed this specially designed diet produced up to 15 times more young, showing a dramatic boost in reproduction and overall health. As climate change and modern agriculture reduce the availability of natural pollen, this innovation could offer a practical way to support struggling bee populations.

When others go low I get high with the obamas

That’s fair, it was the cringe I was expecting

🤷

Is that the whole tweet?

G had me like: hey yea they always lied and fucked us This is an awesome list I’m gonna save this

only if youre drunk