“Look, Mommy. Those animals over there are broke mfers!”

“Please return to Balatro processing no later than five days after a confirmed positive test for Macro Virus cases. That is all.”

Imagine telling younger you with the Xbox 360 with Halo 2, Halo 3 and all the Gears games that Microsoft would one day be putting these flagship titles on the Playstation.

Fuhrer Edison is a name that should be used in everyone’s lexicon.

One quarter? I’m impressed.

Interesting. Just goes to show these big game companies that you can’t churn out a replica of Fortnite or COD and slap the exact same monetization system on there and hope that the money prints. For that matter, you can’t just slap monetization on any old game and hope the money prints either.

Is it sad or just amusing that I’d rather play BC2 over Battlefield 2042? It’s just way more satisfying.