But I heard the tankies are going to take my toothbrush away and give it to my neighbor!!!

Books? Surely you mean man pages.

Uhh… Why would Chinese airlines not have access to Russian airspace?

The Burger Reich didn’t collapse overnight. We all just woke up one day and noticed our burgers were mostly vegetables.

Next he’ll tell you he supports forced lobotomies for anyone not using an LLM to think for them.

A retiree.

Hopefully this is the first step in reinventing Wikipedia as a worker coop rather a wannabe tech company disguised as a nonprofit.

You all don’t understand how high tech this is, this is literally quantum compression. You compress your image, and when you go to uncompress it, the algorithm randomly selects one possible variation of that image from the quantum multiverse and pulls it into your universe! Truly a marvel of engineering!

There was a Hamas base inside that banker!

OH! I know this one! Those are 4011’s!

He was arrested for possession of a dangerous weapon. Let that sink in… guns are perfectly acceptable to own, but a guillotine, a weapon that requires the victim to be captured and restrained before use, is considered a dangerous weapon. Presumably it hurts the feelings of the billionaires.

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

Nightshift when the clock jumps fowards an hour.

Congress once voted to tax pizza as a vegetable due to the tomato sauce, so this isn’t a farfetched idea. Just pay some lobbyists and you’ll have yourself a salad.

A bad long term strategy?!?!?! Nonsense!!! This plan maximizes quarterly profits, how can it be bad for long term growth??? </s>

That blue light is Cherenkov radiation.

Woke 3.0 - The world’s first AI powered blockchain!!!

Billionaires are literally defective humans. They all belong in mental asylums.

At this point, the LLMs are the only friends the billionaires have. They are spending trillions on AI cause they want friends and can’t find any among the human race.

After that incident with the tent post, I assure you Trump can handle BBC.