Hater “You must think you’re hot shit!”

Me *Points to porta-john

Me “Not hot but lava motherclucker!”

That is the dedication required to be a successful and low income loser.

Jimmy Kimmel has always portrayed himself as a dirt bag. I don’t understand how he made it on TV.

Dolphin squeaking noises “Hey buddy you may want to get checked for diabetes. You’re tasting a little sugary bud.”

Dolphin squeaking noises “Mind your own business and stop eating kale all the damn time.”

I guess Disney is done for noway they will survive this fallout.

Hard to believe. A story aired that said birthrates are down by over 1 million. So concerns about enough people for jobs. Now the issue is college graduates not finding jobs?

Doctor “HE SHOULD BE GONE, HOW IS HE STILL ALIVE!”

Patient: “I am Giga Vaxxed bro.”

Really doesn’t matter his health status. We learned that with Biden. It doesn’t matter others will just do the work just like with Biden.

Naw I am safe. Thanks for your concern. I am doing better than most people. Hard work and planning is all that was need.

No, just misinformation about social security cut. No evidence of SS cuts. So I am safe.

I can’t get fired when I am not working. Just living on your taxes. so thanks!

They will receive UCMJ article 92. This happens in the military all the time. Someone post something online not within the standards of the service. Depending on how bad is how severe the punishment if any.

Waiters are kind of pointless. Just text me and I will get my own food and drinks. Thanks.

Gasp! I ain’t working though and y’all are paying taxes to support me.

Finally some good news!

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Nothing. That’s why Trump wants to do it.

No Robots in that one. So it had to fail.

Void “Join Us”.