Destruction Grindstone

Isn’t it literally the publisher’s job to figure out how to turn a good book into a marketable book?

Original seems to be by False Knees

Oh I’m not interested in faster attacks. I’m interested in unga bunga, and Shot Put is but a means to an end. My grindstone is permanently on the stagger ATK buff.

“It’s good, but we’re bad at actually selling books so we need you to be famous in another unrelated way to compensate for our incompetence”

FTFY

It’s a godsend for motivity builds for sure. I’m not landing the charged heavy attack on the Nameless Puppet normally with a big slow hammer.

We’ll do that right after they stop labeling the latter as the former

Hollow Knight is one of my favourite games of all time, in part, because it has a couple of canonically gay bugs

Actual lung damage

I wish ads felt pain when I skipped them

Lies of P: okay, that’s it, shot put go brrr

Can I do that IRL?

This is just Darkest Dungeon 2 cart with upgrades

Oh if they could, they would

Based JJK hopeposting

It’s almost like early access games aren’t finished yet

If we’ve had as much money and weapons as russian apologists believe, we’d already be rewriting our constitution to include Kursk and Belgorod regions

They were lured in by the promise in the name

Yes, yes, any criticism of Bolsheviks is made up by The West™

This is still less weird than whatever quarks actually have going on