Do you want to see my cat?

Marriage makes it easier for your spouse to get their due when you pass. If you were never married it doesn’t matter how long you were together your estranged family can still relatively easily pick your corpse clean and leave nothing for the person you actually loved.

I’ve got a 7800XT, which is 1.5x more powerful than a 5090, and it struggles too.

My bad.

Being a smartass is the purest form of wisdom in my book.

Modern Israel was founded by invading colonists so of course it’s being attacked by the people they’re invading.

It’s joever fellas 😔

Elon: I’m going to rule America to make people buy my shit.

Trump: I’m removing EV tax credits.

Elon: Why is nobody buying my overpriced deathtraps?

He can become a youtuber with that haircut

I am glad I’m making the people around me suffer because they deserve it. 😈

The plants will eat the metal and purify it

When the demons socialize with them.

Because then most of the people being deported right now would just be deported to the US, causing a paradox and unfolding reality.

It’s been more than four hours, I need to see a doctor.

If you still are

libertarians when their personal liberties are crushed by corporations

females don’t pee

he starred a very good hercules tv series in the 90’s. hasn’t done much else notable.

i thought he was talking about prada