It can be challenging.

It has its upsides, though. My wrist watch now fits around my waist; the amount of money I save by not having to buy new belts anymore is unreal.

My cat would do this, AND immediately stick his head in his bowl to start eating as soon as I began to empty the can’s contents into it, getting most of it stuck in his fur…

Just a little bug. Customer, who was sitting in the couch while ordering, clicked “Use my current location” instead of manually supplying their address; normally quite convenient but due to the latest (untested!) software update on the vendor’s website, FedEx got supplied with the actual gps coordinates instead of the nearest reachable address.

The show can be a bit hit or miss and it’s certainly not everybody’s cup of tea, but I really enjoy it. My suggestion would be to skip the pilot episode, I thought it was trying a bit too hard to be edgy (which says a lot considering it’s a series about horny demons in Hell) and it’s not considered to be canon, anyway.

And this Loona character seems fucking cool.

I might be sliiiiightly biased here, but yeah, she totally is.

She’s actually the whole reason I got into this show in the first place. Someone on a forum I used to frequent had her as a profile pic and I was like, “Hey, cool character, I wonder if she’s just a one-off drawing or she’s from a show or a game or something” and a quick reverse image search later the rest was history, as they say.

That said, for most of the show she has been rather underused, being more of a recurring background character than anything. Up to now she’s only gotten a handful of episodes where she got any real time in the spotlight, with the only real character development mostly happening in the background. It’s been confirmed she’ll have more of a focus on her in the upcoming season 3, though, and even a song.

This is The Way.

Although I do it a little bit differently, I never have food in the morning since I don’t like eating on an empty stomach, so for me it’s dinner for lunch and then breakfast for dinner.

I have actually switched to keeping a list of people I don’t hate, it’s a lot shorter and easier to maintain.

Why would you do that to people?

Some people just want to see the world burn. Better something mildly inconvenient like this than, say, voting fascists into power for the lulz, I guess.

Unfortunately, no :(

A quick reverse image search leads me to believe I originally got it off Tumblr but the artist has been lost to time.

I mistook this picture for a similar one I made, this is not actually my original work. But it’s still a nice picture so I’m gonna keep the post up.

Thank you! You are welcome to join me next week when I celebrate my 2079th birth day.

No, that’s not true. A birth week recurs yearly, not weekly.

A birth day is the day on which you were born, say Saturday, and you’ll have one of those every week.

A birth week is the number of the week in which you were born, say week 14, and it takes a year before it’s week 14 again. Same interval as a birth month.

A birth date only occurs once. It’ll never be July 4, 1981 ever again.

This is all very normal and logical. Beep boop.

Exactly. You don’t need to be a mathematician, you just need to think rationally.

There are always more things that you don’t know than there are things that you do know.

What are you guys talking about, my birth day is a weekly recurring event. I was born on a Saturday so I’m now 2078 weeks old.

I am very normal.

Recent studies found this chemical in all of the human samples that were examined, implying widespread contamination of people’s bodies. We are in deep water, folks.

From the article:

In February, Friends actor David Schwimmer called on Musk to ban Kanye West from X after he made a series of antisemitic posts.

Schwimmer called on Musk, the owner of X, to remove West from the platform. “This is so 2022,” said Schwimmer. “We can’t stop a deranged bigot from spewing hate-filled, ignorant bile… but we CAN stop giving him a megaphone, Mr Musk.”

Bold of Schwimmer to assume Musk in any way disagrees with Ye’s views.

Elon is not just holding the megaphone, he’s actively cranking up the volume dial.

Your foreskin has no bearing on your ability to wash your dick

I imagine the whole circumcision thing makes sense when you’re wandering the desert for years and there’s not a whole lot of water around, but other than that, yeah.