Top of the line in utility sports, Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts

Fucking pussy.

A friend of mine lived in the apartment on the bottom right of the cover. Coincidentally it’s the same stoop where the Stones shot the “Waiting on a Friend” video. I said, “That’s so cool!” He replied, “Is it? 'Cuz now I can never fucking move.”

I had a 1992 VW GTI that routinely transported a 4-piece drumkit (in separate road-cases), associated cymbals/hardware), a 4x12 guitar cab, a 6x10 bass cab, 2 heavy tube amp heads for said cabs, and 4 guitars all in the rear with a comfortable passenger in shotgun. I never considered having to sag brag.

I remember when they played on a trailer outside the NYSE. It was on MTV News and my brother rolled his eyes and casually said, “Rage Against the Machine but make sure the t-shirts are $25.”

I started laughing and replied, “Does anyone think these guys don’t own stock? They’re on Epic for fuckssake. Ask Joe Strummer and The Clash how that worked out.”

Bunk survey.

I watched a letterboxed video earlier and it cropped the black bars and made my video a little narrow strip at the top left. I thought I was losing it then it started beachballing in an attempt to keep up with it’s own micromanagement horseshit rather than, you know, playing a video.

They made an artistic decision on content they don’t create, just host.

It’s fucking goofy.

The pride of cancelling my 20 year subscription continues to swell.

This infringes on my trademark character “Ghost Pope”. Image

*no idea how to embed an image.

“(In 1492 Christopher Columbus had discovered America by sailing all the way from Spain.)”

waaaah. fuck all yall. учитесь говорить по-русски.

cowardly fucks.

Don’t say genocide. Bunch of phony fucks.

Is 3 Ayami Shunka? Regardless, 3.

Every. Single. Time.

The tubes are there to raise minor steam leaks above street level so they don’t hinder visibility.

Another interesting underground quirk we have is our pneumatic tube mail system.

I’m starting to think unfair laws create black markets.

Trumps all; “Have this McKimmley wiseass fired.”

Or maybe you have modeled your system after the record industry’s failed, exploitative models.

Welp, add Pirate’s Booty to the list of shit out of my shopping cart. Shame. I enjoyed it.