I went jogging, misstepped and then had back pains for the next 3 weeks. I walked like Quasimodo the first couple of days.

I think it’s more that in Europe there’s freedom for citizens, in the US there’s freedom for corporations.

“Get off the internet, I need to call grandma!”

And literally not knowing which websites exist out there and having no search engine to look em up

Nice try enemy time traveler!