Sounds like they need to adopt a different GF

Looks like I’m late to the party but on the off chance one is still available I’ll happily take it :)

https://youtu.be/Eo2OIUpWznY

I thought so too but the comments on the FB post I stole this from seem to say it’s from Urusei Yatsura

Same. I saw this on FB, thought it was funny, didn’t think much more than that. I had no idea 😭

No it’s a pokemon

Next time this happens I’m going to just repeat my last line of dialogue whenever someone interacts with me

Yeah, why is the starburst not rectangular

Blahaj juice

Thank you based Gaben

Never let them force you to not wear pants

I got it on sale, I like it a lot. It’s like a “Choose your own adventure” book meets “The Stanley Parable”

I no longer wish to be pegged

Good for them

Any of the Game & Watch Gallery games for GBC should be perfect, my favorite is 2

It him

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLK0HfbcLxYg4EJKIl4ljyf-t3yG49gNQu&si=qZsKkcMF5mU5iLDk

Bruh who tf sells their Fleshlight at a garage sale

do NOT the cat