I don’t understand. I think the handle would work best for my hands, and the prongs are just the right size for me.

2, and only 2.

I like to switch between Voyager and Mlem on iOS.

I’m way ahead of you, I quit LinkedIn 2 years ago. What a cesspool.

lol a woman hater. I bet he cries about being lonely.

No, shit is too good for them. They can starve.

So…she and the republicans in office are cowards. That’s nothing new.

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer douchebag.

I’ll never understand anyone that uses their school or work emails for social networking.

lol I hope they lose their jobs and educations

I’m so tired of this.

This is so cool!

I just know that at some point he ranted “Nobody wants to work anymore!”

They’ll never admit it, because there’s a chance some liberal will say those 4 dreaded words: “I told you so.”

This wuss. “Wehhh peeplr laffin at me!”

There could be room for error there. An alert could read that a patient is getting out of bed when they’re just tossing and turning. Not that this isn’t a good idea, I would just use it in addition to human observation.

They’re practically living coffins. I’d rather die than ever live in one.

Good. These nursing homes need some serious accountability.

Me, neither. The peace and quiet is worth more than anything.

The only thing I can think of is Midnight Gospel, if your kid doesn’t mind the quick-talking podcast interview going on in the background. But the animation is great. 😃

ETA: Oops you said no animation. I’m sorry!