Wait I think you just accidentally agreed with me. If the British declared independence from Britain in order to become Americans, then it was British troops who attacked D.C. those troops were just stationed in Canada when the attack took place.

Don’t forget 2020

No, Stalin is our collective boipussy comrade.

Technically it was the British who burned the White House, but it was done in retaliation for an attack on British Canada.

And then yells “go fish”.

Found the Brit!

I wanted to be a pro wrestler in my teens, I hung around with local wrestlers and did ring crew work from time to time when a show was local. Eventually they started giving me some training and let me tell you it takes a lot of athletic ability to make those moves look good without injuring the other person.

Just because the outcome is predetermined doesn’t mean the lead up to the outcome isn’t an athletic competition. They are competing in that ring, it’s just that they are competing for a chance at a belt and earning the belt is the equivalent of a promotion in the workplace. Champions get better pay and more opportunities.

Deja vu, that’s when a joke from a iteration of the matrix happens again. Just ignore it and some men in suits will be along to help you in just a moment.

<points gun at back of head> always has been.

At least have the decency to credit his mother when you quote her.

As the rightful Pope I’m issuing a Papal Bull to excommunicate you for your typo.

Seeking the position of Secretary of Defense.

Qualifications.

1. I’ve watched every Rambo movie.
2. I would be the best SecDef, everyone says so.
3. Being able to call myself SecDef would be cool.
4. No drinking problem.

And just upload that to signal annnnd send.

Same here. I do, however, feel bad for those that aren’t and enjoy the devil’s moo juice.

My employer uses Citrix to run our proprietary apps. Every “upgrade” they issued just made it worse to the point that it was crashing multiple times and day. Since we’re a 24/7 operation we had to have IT on standby all the time to reboot the servers every time they crashed. Citrix support said there was nothing in the logs other than the crashes so it must be our brand new hardware.

It got so bad that corporate paid the IT team extra to build a web based version as a backup. It’s slower than Citrix but at least when Citrix crashes we have a fallback that works.

Thankfully corporate has given the green light for a custom built system, so now we’re all just waiting for the corporate machine to go through the bidding process so we can start working with whoever they pick.

Yeah I have no love for Hillary, but that was a perfect response.

And eyeliner.

“Everyday I think people can’t get any dumber, and everyday I’m proven horribly wrong.”

I have no idea who originally said this, but it rings true every day.

I work in international freight and my department focuses on the U.S. - Canadian border. We’ve been bracing for a decline but so far our volume has been steadily increasing.

I see the documents for every shipment crossing my assigned gateway and it looks like consumer goods are staying at the same volume, but B2B is increasing. So while Canadian consumers are boycotting American goods, industry is reliant on American parts to continue functioning.

I’m assuming the increased volume is a result of companies buying things that they know they will need in the future before the trade war intensifies and those same parts cost them even more.

As a non-Catholic American, I have the same worry for the global geopolitics. It just so happens that the united states is part of those geopolitics.

My employer gives everyone in management a cell phone. At least once a quarter someone from management has to travel across the border to do site visits and the like. Most people will only carry the work phone when traveling because of CBP and TSA inspections.