I’d say it’s more of a darkly ironic situation than a joke, but the humor comes from the juxtaposition of this apparently mutual and heartfelt expression of romantic fidelity against its unrealistically immediate violation by one party

Bearing in mind that these are heuristics and not hard-and-fast rules: unusual hatching, warped or blobby text, and really obvious typos (in this case “ANYTHNG”) all suggest that this was AI generated

Are you thinking of cerebral achromatopsia, rather than congenital achromatopsia? As far as I can tell, rod monochromats really do see in grayscale.

Anyone else remember mysqlgame?

Styrofoam is plastic

No

“Troll quotes”, apparently https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/troll-quotes

Glimpse, but it died in 2021.

I truly cannot stress enough how utterly socially unacceptable it is to correct someone’s pronunciation of their own name. In this respect, names are different from other kinds of words. Please reconsider this embarrassing position of yours.

Any recommendations for a Hyprland refugee? Thinking of trying out niri…

https://www.leegatlin.com/

https://www.ifixit.com/Wiki/Do_Not_Put_Your_Device_in_Rice

“download” It is my car.

The FTC issued a nationwide ban on noncompete agreements on April 23.

Adult size! That’s a relief. Anyway, goodbye forever.

What if we

At the department of

Hey-hey, planting is simple! It’s just planting things in the plant! You guys can plant, can’t ya? This is easy!

Cave carrots! Stone squash! Pebble peas! Cave squash! Pebble carrots squash! Stone peas!

just being silly :D

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