this must be a headline from the southern hemisphere.

so is he then the father of tunnelling protocols?

let’s get down to business… 🎶

KWS had said all four suspects were involved in trafficking the ants to markets in Europe and Asia and that the species included messor cephalotes, a distinctive, large and red-coloured harvester ant native to East Africa.

The ants are bought by people who keep them as pets and observe them in their colonies.

why are pet ants so expensive?

not saying that you’re wrong, but the order of your words seem to imply that the hobbit followed lotr.

it actually was released seventeen years (and a whole second world war and more) earlier.

it was released even before we voluntarily chose to irradiate our atmosphere like dumbfucks. the hobbit came out in 1937, lotr came out in 1954.

awesome! so there is scope to literally piss all over AI! where does one sign up?

*taikonauts.

why can’t they use piss, instead, though?

people who complain about mountains of disposable diapers at landfills misunderstand the problem. it’s the poop of newborn babies that’s the problem, not the ones who have gone on to become adults. although to be fair their growing up increases the chance of more poop-producing babies.

but yeah sleeping around without birth control isn’t contributing to even one extra poop-filled diaper.

did they already publish an article beforehand on how many eggs are sustainable?

or have they solved the age-old riddle?

that’s not a yawn. she’s just seen Jack Nicholson hack through the door.

go there with your toddler, buy two bags, and you have your own rap song.

However, as Keighin did not show up to court,

bro quite literally played the “sorry mario, the princess in another castle” card at them.

but isn’t that just the most efficient arrangement in a crowded forest where each tree elbows its neighbours out of the way for whatever sunlight they can get?

why waste energy in making branches and leaves low down when they’ll forever be in the shade?

you must be a linux fan because that flat has no… windows.

years ago, i came across the phrase “resting bitch face” online somewhere. i don’t know in what context i read it or where, but i do remember being utterly confused by the concept. like, what even is that phrase supposed to mean?!

and that consternation had only deepened and strengthened right up to the recent past when photos of jd vance began to surface. now it’s 100% clear what the author of that long-forgotten post must have meant when they typed out those three little words.

lichess.org is a fantastic online chess platform for players of all skill levels. it’s free and—what’s more–it’s ad-free (unlike the parasitic organisation that’s squatting on the chess.com domain).

it has one-on-one on-demand match-ups, tournaments, puzzles, user-published training courses, multiple chess variants, and so much more.

it’s one of only two online resources to which i deem donating regularly worthwhile (the other being wikipedia).

do check it out. chess is one really healthy mental habit to inculcate.

perhaps it’s the limit imof each data type?!

gemini harvests only your first four cobtacts, your last two locations, and so on.

how does one defeat that? have fewer than four friends and don’t go out!

one does like structured arguments that make good use of bullet points.

what? only now? nobody thought to add them when the mission accomplished banner fluttered on that ship? or when they engineered coups in a dozen countries? or during the mccarthy witch-hunt years?

it’s wholly apparent by how late this action comes that american lives are valued more than are those of other people around the world.