Hands up if you want snacks

There’s 2.8 billion twitter users?

Hell yeah, classic Saxon

Jokes on you science, it takes me 21 minutes to smoke a cigarette.

Is Hank a leprechaun and the hunch secretly his stash of gold?

Try some Dream Theater.

Holy Moses, German thrash band with a female vocalist, been around since the 80s. Also Nervosa from Brazil

Here’s a few off the top of my head. Not super obscure, they all managed to release at least a couple albums but I don’t see these guys get mentioned much these days. Holy Terror, Viking, Razor, Powermad, Whiplash

No place for disgrace is amazing, one of my favorite 80s thrash albums

Agent Steel are great. If you can get past the vocals, the music is fantastic

Soon to be followed by Russian women mysteriously falling from windows

At last!

“Comedian” Rob Schneider

Beast!

That’s cool, never seen one of those. What part of the country are you in?

We must protect the haddock at all costs!

Not knowing the history (and the article doesn’t delve into it), how did Hamilton fuck up their finances so bad that these are now their only options?

This seems like a terrible idea

In New Zealand, we call them Pukeko. Cool birds, and their babies are super cute fluff balls with giant feet

Ring a ding ding baby