It gets 13 gallons per mile.

Look I am for an efficient mass transit system instead of building all of these perpetually-under-construction-roads. I would happily pay for bus / train tickets to get to work! It would be like a raise not being forced to pay for all that crap illustrated in the comic. I keep seeing comics like this on my front page and it’s kind of annoying. It’s somehow MY fault I choose to drive a vehicle instead peddling a bike on a path that would be a suicide mission to get to work. How about voting in the local elections instead of cheeky little comics that just seem annoy people? Lots of plans for transit systems get killed at the voting booths nobody goes to. Or not. I don’t care. I’m just screaming at the sky now.

Because depending the culture of your employees, the pot never gets emptied, grows mold, and filters get reused for that unique taste. No matter how many beatings are given to employees, they will continue these bad habits even when you terminate half your staff for this. In fact, some pride themselves of drinking out of a pot that has a disgusting mountain of old grinds at the bottom of it.

Instead of spending the time to constantly deal with this, the inconvenience is now they didn’t throw the cup away or it’s empty. Production is up again and moral is improved by 2%.

I picture him saying this while he hangs a picture up of Bill Cosby in the board room. Yes, that was a thing at Activision/Blizzard. Time to start finding a new platform. Peak enshitification achieved.

Oh is this the “chestnut checkers” board game I keep hearing about?

“Oh noooo we cut NASA in half. Who will fill that void?? SpaceX will save us”. That’s every republican and several democrats in congress counting their sweet DOGE “SuperPAC” kickbacks paid for by you.

He has good jeans to handle all of that incontinence. The best jeans. Jeans like you have never seen before.

… from the Tesla factory floor, through the ditches, crash through several loony tunes landscapes, over your neighbors’ dogs, cats, pet turtles, children, and finally park inside of your house after crashing through your living room wall to add an additional car port you didn’t know you needed! Here at Tesla, we insist cameras are superior in every way possible to LIDAR. Quality is significantly improved on object detection when paired with 3M MAXIMUM EXTREME Quality Blue Tape+ for a premium cost. Every new purchase comes with a free, permanently center dash mounted Hitl -I mean- Elon bobble head performing the awkward “throwing much love” gesture. 3M Blue tape non transferable upon sale of the vehicle. Tesla retains the rights to not be held responsible for any damages resulting in your choice of using personalized automated delivery. Void where prohibited, which is nowhere. CALL NOW!

“Awkward economics”

I swear ChatGPT reminds me more of the Fact Sphere from Portal 2. Every time someone uses it for official business it completely makes shit up but makes it sound like facts.

They should have done this years ago. This opens the party to get republicans playing democrats to take over that party. We have seen this with at least 10 democrats constantly voting with republicans or a democrat completely switching parties during their term. Split the damn party or go home.

So typically these “trivial” things lead to loopholes for future agendas. I’m not from that state but it seems like something else is at play going through great lengths to change one word from “Every” to “only”. I would be highly suspicious of any small changes like this. Vote in your local elections. They are actually more important than the federal ones. This is mostly where they come up with dumbass ideas to turn into dumbass laws.

Red Alert! All hands stand to battle stations, shields up, load all torpedo bays, standby phasers, warp factor 8!

Why not get rid of the patent trolls, the monopolies shelving useful technologies through patent loopholes, the … Oh I see the tech billionaires again wanting to uproot a system because loopholes are just too much effort now.

To make this meme work I am assuming pseudoscience are your flat eathers, anti-vaxxers, anyone who publishes bogus papers to push an agenda. Their experiments are replicated, produce completely different results to contradict their hypothesis and these pseudoscientists simply refuse to accept the data produced after sound methods are used and verified. They end up becoming zealots about it too.A hypothesis being wrong is not bad at all but their own personalities prevent them from accepting it.

Oh did he compile his OS before breakfast? I think the screen needs to show the time as proof it was indeed breakfast. Perhaps the next panel can be the windows guy just in awe that an OS was compiled before breakfast.

^ Confirming expert.

You do you.

Or stabbed by kids because wifi is down …

It’s funny that when Texas was asked if they wanted a shuttle over a decade ago, John Cornyn didn’t give two shits about it. They ended up cutting down trees and rutting fields just to bring in the 747 carrier and the Explorer replica instead. The Endeavor didn’t even go to JPL! What a fiasco that was. This is definitely a political stunt to distract from something else. Probably to dismantle the Smithsonian for all their “DEI” exhibits or whatever excuse they want to use to wipe out American history and rewrite it in their version. They already took the Enola Gay down for having the word “Gay” in it!!