Dave Chappelle as Rick James walking into Charlie Murphy’s house.

You just need to eat more hair for the keratin. Have you ever seen a cat with weak nails? Thought so.

The only possibility is all possibilities.

Is this an AI-generated blog? All the posts are dated December 12, 2024.

Which book is that?

Online shopping. It can be a week to a month before I pull the plug, but I still somehow have buyer’s remorse.

Mad Max: Fury Road intensifies

It’s the same for us (India): “Sink” for the kitchen one and “washbasin” for the non-kitchen ones.

They must have taken driving lessons from a thermostat.

Influencer?

Through sheer audacity

He will call it “Greenland” and assert that it makes him eligible to buy the country.

Well I don’t want to end up with a straw in my butt!

Why did you punctuate like this?

Doesn’t the wrapper have a plastic coating? The engine probably went “Eh, fuel is fuel”.

I love Gorillaz and have listened to Deltron 3030 plenty of times but never made the connection!

Many people here do not save up for one, especially younger/low-income folks. They get loans on their credit cards. The perceived status is a big deal.

I also saw a video of a teen who made his poor parents give up several years’ worth of savings to get him an iPhone. The store owner made the video and boasted about it, which was disgusting. The kicker is the teen didn’t even get the unboxing experience. The store owner opened the box and showed off the phone before handing it over.

Only one of us can ride forever

So you and I can’t ride together

Can’t live or can’t die together

All we can do is collide together

So I skillfully apply the pressure

• Mos Def

There are shit-winds brewing, Randy…

Happy anniversary to the Erfurt latrine disaster!