I think I read somewhere that they use Albuquerque as a training area

Y’all, elect me President. I’d go to ALL the intelligence meetings.

They didn’t become billionaires by being charitable.

Quite the contrary. You CAN’T accumulate that much money except by exploiting others, creating issues like homelessness.

People know that they love fried food.

Air fryers use air to emulate frying.

Lack of dedication? What do you mean? I figured Pegg’s aloof, casual take on Scotty was directed.

The problems we lament are not the result of one man. He has enablers. He has funders. He has defenders. He has judges and congresspeople.

The idea that our problems will disappear when ONE guy kicks the bucket would be laughable if our situation weren’t so depressing.

The link between diabetics and insulin is real

We already know he lies, so the only reason to share what he says is if you want him to remain influential.

Some techbro CEO at the correspondent’s dinner

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Or that batteries don’t actually work like that

Even within the US, there are hundreds of influential enablers who will simply move on to the next puppet

You think the nazi machine will stop with his death?

Not a cybertruck

That would explain the slow load times

Are you not aware of the massive disinformation campaign?

Twitter and Tiktok are compromised.

Fox News is framing the increased cost to American consumers from the tariffs as Canada’s doing.

“i GuEsS aMeRiCaNs ArE oK wItH iT”

Most Americans don’t even know that Musk, an unelected citizen who was once an illegal immigrant, just got access to the Treasury with full authority to stop payments to citizens/states/whoever he chooses.

Maybe try to not be an absolute douchebag? Doable, you think?

I’ve seen other comics from this artist

If they were going for ugly

They outdid themselves

And our homes, meaning our family members also become homeless

Well, if the lid is down, then the seat is also down.

The wife presumably keeps the seat down to pee, too.

Source?