outstanding

OP clearly didn’t get the broom closet ending

here’s a related video from Angela Collier, if you want to read more about how women are treated in STEM

one of these is not like the others

mm… no

As someone who is actually from upstate new york, I should inform you that the idea of us using the phrase ‘steamed hams’ is a common misconception. In reality, we call them the same thing that everyone else does. that being steamed clams

found the human

I’m an adult

he was an adult too, now see what drugs and alcohol did to him

this is what happens when you get a circumcision 😔 (donate to robots in need today)

I think it’s a bit too late for that

you’re too old, let go

when the work is still present in your time as it was in ours

I <3 antimemes

clearly he escaped and is tweeting about his new schemes

I’ve noticed this a lot specifically on tumblr, minors keep using nsfw tags and it makes me want to strangle them

here, made with the highest standard of quality

yeah I go on the internet to escape the depressing world but it follows me there

this is obviously satire

I haven’t listened to any music since yesterday so here’s some from my music playlist:

• don’t be a fool in my ass
• the whole town’s laughing at m(y ass)
• dancin (with) my ass
• master of flame in my ass
• the fire and the flames in my ass
• clubbed to death (with) my ass
• dare to be stupid in my ass
• in the house, in a heartbeat, in my ass

OBJECTS THAT I’VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE:

• rules of nature in my ass
• meat grinder in my ass
• outrun the wolves in my ass
• sharks in my ass
• ghosts 'n stuff in my ass
• small enemy spider in my ass

streetlight people in my ass