Anybody else think at first “why is Richard Gere in Ukraine?”

And guess what will happen as a result of these discoveries - nothing.

Same. Saw it a few months before my first child was born and it opened up something in me that I didn’t know was there. I’ve never watched a movie that made me weep until this one. Full on sobbing. Watched it again a week later, wasn’t a fluke - sobbed again.

I was thinking “What’s that red stu—oh…” Yikes.

Profits or bragging how they can do a ton of stock buybacks.

If this is real - what a shitty family.

I’ve watched that movie at least seven times. Exposure therapy maybe. Doesn’t even feel like satire.

I haven’t seen a picture of him for a while I guess. Dude is cultivating mass.

Wild coincidence. Watched Two Towers TODAY. “TREEEEE?! I am no tree. I…am an Ent.”

Term 👏 Limits 👏

When did Willow start commentating at football games?

“Hey! You’re not supposed to do that!”

“Is there a specific law being broken?”

“Well…no, not exactly. But it breaks with tradition!”

The only thing you’ll regret about going to a movie solo is not doing it sooner. It’s liberating.

Seriously. Is anybody surprised by these headlines?

Nobody should be surprised by this.

Reminds me of Jonah Hill’s character in Don’t Look Up. “I timed that shit perfectly.”

It feels like I’m on the game show Press Your Luck while reading these headlines. “Holy shit, please don’t be real, hopefully I’ll see a link to theonion.com - AND STOP!”

What the actual fuck is going on? Would Joe Rogan getting an appointment be a bridge too far for his supporters or is nothing off the table?

Another “norm” that we thought was a requirement. The shittiest Civics class.