exactly right

can it at least crash straight into the oval office while trump is in there

smear fudgy chocolate on the anti-bidet crew and then when they ask to wash up just give them a rough paper towel

if bum guns are outlawed all we’ll have is the poop knife

stay strong

can only hope 9mmballpoint is undergoing some sort of growth because he hasn’t posted in 6 months

https://9mmballpoint.blogspot.com/

hexbear thinks this is silly now but what if there are very exciting anti-American riots

at least the sports cars are cool in the Columbo dimension

the incompetent segment of the PMC absolutely love the bullshit machine; all those people who cheat their way into professional degrees and get jobs from their aunt’s country club friend think it’s just so amazing how GOOD it is at stuff

I like Arcade Fire’s songs about anxiety

okay but what about vanilla bean. is that a true bean?

what happened? did he get banned?

cHeCkS aNd BaLaNcEs

well hey, at least they’re not both nuclear-armed powers. hold on, I’m being handed a note—

@Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net

starting to think Ukraine will not survive as a state

Gustavo Petro was right when he said Gaza is a laboratory for our future

Indian, Pakistani troops exchange fire as UN urges ‘maximum restraint’ | The Cradle

Nobody say “Fuck Israel, Free Palestine.” Saying “Fuck Israel, Free Palestine” is very offensive to people who think genocide is good.

When you say “Fuck Israel, Free Palestine,” you are hurting the feelings of the people who believe it’s fine to bomb every hospital in Gaza. So you must never, ever say “Fuck Israel, Free Palestine.”

Who do you think you are, saying “Fuck Israel, Free Palestine”? Don’t you know that by saying “Fuck Israel, Free Palestine” you are causing the people who applaud the deliberate starvation of an entire civilian population to become emotionally upset?

Instead of saying “Fuck Israel, Free Palestine,” you should try putting yourself in the shoes of the tender-hearted individuals who support the complete ethnic cleansing of the Palestinian people. They’re just minding their own business, merrily celebrating the carpet bombing of a giant concentration camp full of children, and then you come along and ruin their day by saying “Fuck Israel, Free Palestine”? What a cruel and hateful thing that would be.

I mean, all they are doing is cheerleading the mutilation, evisceration and incineration of children, and the assassination of journalists and medical workers, and the systematic destruction of civilian infrastructure, and the complete flattening of an entire region whose population they are methodically exterminating via bullets, bombs, starvation and disease. It’s not like they’re doing anything nasty or disgusting like saying offensive words. Offensive words like “Fuck Israel, Free Palestine.”

So don’t say “Fuck Israel, Free Palestine.” Under no circumstances should anyone ever say “Fuck Israel, Free Palestine.” And they must certainly never say “Fuck Israel, Free Palestine” as many times as they possibly can, every single day until Palestine is free, and get everyone else to say it constantly as well.

Again, the phrase you must avoid saying at all cost is Fuck Israel, Free Palestine.

Fuck Israel, Free Palestine.