His fountain of youth poured out.

He talks like how Jesus would!

Looks yummy.

My Lexapro helps.

Most “paedophile hunters” are in fact paedophiles. They love to project.

Isn’t that why English food sucks? They considered spices for the peasants and foreigners?

Love this song.

Larry Ellison is trying to buy HBO. I’m sure he will. Along with CNN and TikTok.

Jesus is a pretty shitty pilot.

Silence of the Lambs reference. And yes, I’ll continue smoking drugs.

Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me.

Damn Steve always eats asparagus.

Bout ta busta newt

It works well because MAGA doesn’t understand satire.

I would love for Colbert Report to come back.

I’m sure when trumps buddy buys HBO, John Oliver will be next.

Double tap.