I used to answer a suicide hotline and most of my teen callers were calling over LGBTQ issues.

“We wanted to travel spontaneously.”

This is how my sister and I do our road trips. We get in the car and drive until we are tired then search for a hotel. If we find a town we like we might stop there even if the day is young.

The GOP’s new SS, Gestapo.

I suspect the goal is to ensure all these services and institutions fail so that tRump can assign his buddies to privatize them for profit and skimming. If you thought health and home owner insurance companies were corrupt, wait until you apply for social security or medicare and have it declined by a baby tRump or MAGAt Republican.

How can you say democrats don’t do anything?

Relax, none of these chemicals cause autism. It is only big beautiful mercury.

I haven’t stepped foot in a Subway since they discontinued the “Five . . . . Five dollar foot loooong.” EAR WORMS. Get them out, get them out . . . .

I shop at the bin stores where they have a ton of Amazon and WalMart products. Some are returns but I always test them at the store and have found a ton of stuff for $4 or $10. I just bought a wet suit, 7 head electric shaver, fog machine, 4 smart bulbs, 3 USB plugs, hand warmers, queen sized inflatable mattress, ice bath tub (to wash my dog) and a Dirt Devil all for $72.

If so, his organs have already been harvested and sold. How much are kidneys nowadays?

Imagine a woman being born a Smith. She marries a Jones and changes her name and license. Her birth certificate is still Smith. She will be required to have the same name on her BC and License. She will have to choose and change one of them at her expense.

I guess those manufacturing jobs won’t be coming back to the US of A. And I was looking to get rich taking a job from one of those robots screwing in those tiny screws.

Maybe we can cancel the military parade and bail out the farmers - AGAIN!

My grandmother had a stack of these in her basement and had them all crisscrossed. It is where she stashed her money. She claimed it was fireproof, she didn’t have to memorize a combination and nobody would take the time to pull them all apart if they didn’t know what was in them.

In other news, Harriet Tubman has been collecting social security for 200 years and her remains have been deported back to her own country of El Salvador.

tRump always speaks in a clear, concise, fact based, evidence based, and in a verifiable manner. He uses proof such as “medicine,” “stupid,” “someone said,” “I heard,” “everyone is saying.” “Economic medicine,” what is that?

I can’t wait for AG Pam Bondi to start going after and arresting all the thousands of 200 year old people collecting social security.

I don’t see him surviving this term. He is too old, his mind and body is going. He could be living his best life but instead is destroying everyone eleses.

Too bad people can’t organize a class action suit against all the politicians who voted for it. THAT WOULD BE COOL!!!

And how does this money get funneled into tRump’s pockets?

The spirit molecule, the god molecule, DMT, the pineal gland, the light at the end of the tunnel, the cosmic serpent, the tree of knowledge (Ayahuasca), insectoid creatures, aliens, machine elves, the green lady, clowns, angels, fractals/stained glass windows . . . . it is all drugs which are plentiful in our own brains. That explains the OT. The NT, keneh bosem or cannabis. Just watch RIDE WITH LARRY PART THREE to witness demons cast out of a man with a single drop of healing oil which Jesus used for his ministry. The recipe is in Exodus 25 and sports copious amounts of keneh bosem.

Religion = drugs.

Oh, and floaters. DID YOU JUST SEE THAT? I swear I saw something.