The first rule of goose club is HOOONNNKKKK 💪🪿🔪

The joke is that she walks into a Foot Locker and instead of getting advice for which shoes she should wear, she gets unsolicited advice about how to meet that guy’s standard of beauty

Instance-agnostic links:

!CrappyCorrelations@lemm.ee

!CrappyCorrelations@lemm.ee

Did you intend to make the community locked to only moderator posts btw?

IMO posts like this are great. It’s way better to post stuff you want to see than complain about what’s getting posted. It’s also how we get good memes and we could use a few more beyond beans and Nicole.

I doubt a temporary email address would make a difference. I created my account a while back when there was a big backlog and it took a while. There might still periodically be backlogs, because the dev has his hands full with PixelFed. If you don’t have an account in a few days, trying joining the Matrix or the Discord (which I can’t find the link to again but you can find somewhere)

I think they mean more that the panels were lazily copy/pasted, instead of drawn each time. Even old Garfield strips aren’t as lazy. I’ve superimposed these 3 panels to show that they’re identical except for the arm in the last panel:

Compare that to today’s old strip superimposed on itself, you can tell that Jim Davis drew each panel separately and didn’t copy/paste it:

I found this strip on https://peanuts-search.com/, seems to be what you’re thinking of?

I look forward to the Breaking Bello plotline with Bello hiding his tracks with grapes and a dramatic realization from George of who the new drug kingpin in town is

It was a fan theory that was actually confirmed IIRC, but the Seanchan drawl is equivalent to a Texan accent.

Loosely based on real events, but yep!

Can’t tell if your comment is questioning what the joke is or if it’s a commentary, but if anyone isn’t getting the joke, it’s a play on this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gunfight_at_the_O.K._Corral

Thanks for sharing, I like it!

Guns are their love language

Just trying to bring a little joy to everyone’s day 🙂

Comics are posted daily to thefarside.com, which doesn’t give any indication of what date they were originally run in newspapers. The title is today because the comics were posted to the site today

Weird. They’ve updated the comic to be colored now:

Also noticing the laziness of Garfield, this is pretty much the same joke as earlier this month:

Superimposed:

Bonus panel:

Transcript:

Water: SWOOSH!

Same with less vs. fewer:

According to the Merriam-Webster’s Dictionary of English Usage this rule was first introduced in a rather tentative form in 1770, when the grammarian Robert Baker stated that less ‘is most commonly used as speaking of a Number; where I should think Fewer would be better’.

Huh. I was wondering if spiders would still eat them, and apparently some spiders are known to avoid them:

https://www.monarchscience.org/single-post/new-study-invasive-joro-spiders-do-not-like-eating-monarch-butterflies

An invasive species of spider from Asia doesn’t eat them, and even frees them when caught, but native spiders don’t mind at all:

So it turns out that our native North American spiders will gladly eat monarchs, but yet the invasive spider from east Asia will not? Hmm…This is certainly a head-scratcher. It’s almost as if the native spiders have somehow learned “how” to eat the toxic monarchs, perhaps in the same way that some birds have - i.e. by only eating the body parts that don’t have the cardenolides. Just guessing here.

One other cool thing we learned is that the jorō spiders seem to have the ability to detect the monarchs’ distastefulness even without physically tasting them!