Google is a Real Estate company that happens to own a search engine.

Yeah, Steam is pretty much a monopoly. But I haven’t seen what I’d call monopolistic practices from them. It’s just that everyone else appears to fall flat on their faces when trying to make a competing product.

I’m less mad at Steam and Google because there are clear, simple ways to avoid their cuts.

I have no basis to say whether they’re providing a service worth the 30% charge. I’m also less mad at Steam than at Google because they’re being less shady about trying to push people into their store too.

Good way to check that all the parts are working before putting whatever you want on it.

I had two generations of phones with never-used headphone jacks before I happened to get one without it. I almost got a Moto Z though.

Anyone in tech who followed the rise of paypal

He was always this bad and I’ve been warning people about him for a decade or more. That’s the point - own the fact that you were ignorant rather than pretending this was some sort of change in him.

Honestly I view Teslas with these sorts of stickers as even worse than not having them, because Musk was always this bad.

An “I didn’t know and now I regret it” sticker would garner much more sympathy from me.

The Reminder bot

While that’s true and what I’m about to say could be legend rather than reality, I grew up being told that giraffes also tend to go to the top of a hill during storms, making them more likely to be struck by lightning.

Using the xkcd creepiness rule, it’s creepy if he’s over 24. If she’s 19 and he’s 22, that seems fine to me.

Joke’s on you, I saw this post and went for a shit!

Last invaded, not last occupation ended.

My ex: what charging cables do you have? They last forever, mine break after a year!
Also my ex: so I got a bunch of the same charging cables you have and they all broke after a year

Kinda works for representing evil, repulsive people though.

Great way to damage a power cable.

The only reason my last machine didn’t get more than 10 years worth of in-place upgrades was because I decommissioned it as a desktop and turned it into a server, so I wiped it at that point.

Yes it does.

Because despite all the people telling me I’m wrong, Kubuntu is still by far the best distro I’ve ever used. Rock solid, super fast, and continues to improve.

This also happened to a practicing immigration lawyer: https://bsky.app/profile/nicolemicheroni.bsky.social/post/3lmpvej6vn22t