This is how orange Julius was invented

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I think Trump is going to try for it.

I too view memes only through a class struggle lens

The real lifeprotips is in the shitposts

🎶Ooooooh that smell. Can’t you smell that smell. That smell that surrounds you. 🎶

A trade deficit is not, itself, a problem. That is the mainstream thinking in economics.

But Trump himself has railed against the US trade deficit, so it is meaningful to point out that he is making it larger.

Enjoy

I bought my mower 13 years ago. 12 years ago was the last time I changed its oil.

Larry Craig at it again

MOVs degrade over time so this was a quality MOVe (heh) even if you hadn’t blown them in the first place

Kinda like an extended horseshoe theory

If it gets really dry where you are you may find you have brittle zip ties that snap apart when you tighten them. Nylon needs a little water for elasticity.

Personally, I still have the 1000-piece set I bought a decade ago in a plastic jar with a screw lid, and I put a little water in the container whenever I notice it’s dry.

If some image macros are meme.

And some meme are image macros.

Does that mean all image macros are meme?

Debate.

Little-known fact about Elon right there

Honest answer: the legal theory is that if each side doesn’t argue their case as well as they can, justice can’t be complete. That’s why there are things like mistrials when the defense attorneys do a poor job, and appeals only work to the extent that certain things were brought up furing the original trial.

In practice it’s deeply flawed.

🎵 …burninating all the peasants… 🎵

Humblebrag

So much hate