It is for the glory of ALL memes. May the Eyes of Gowron smile upon us all.

Also. Time loop ban coming in 3….2….

Hard to run 6’ down

“Retain”?

They keep using that word. I do not think it means what they think it means.

Someone just do it already…

But yeah. Fuck Google

This is my favourite take on this yet

🎉Lower decks! Lower decks! Lower decks! Lower decks!🎉

Well first you need to find a willing partner. Doing this can be scary, but there are a lot of folks who are into it and we should never kink shame.

Next. Be gentle! Getting one’s anus able to be stretched so large is a huge under taking (get it? UNDER taking?). Always start with a finger and SLOWLY work your way up based on your partner’s direction.

Hygiene. Gloves are your friend. In most cases you can buy gloves that go up to the elbow at your local farming supply store. Also your partner should be encouraged to do a full bowel irrigation. Unless that’s what you’re into. Again no kink shaming here!

Finally LOTS of lube. There’s no such thing as too much lube in this case. Be generous and use often.

With these tips you should be able to master at fis-…. Shit. Well this is embarrassing. Yet I’ve come too far.

Fun info but title reads like a Buzzfeed listicle from 2015

“You won’t believe number 4…”

Hey! JD Vance!

lol right? There’s only one way this was discovered. Source: My cat and my pooping habits.

I’ve literally always described my job as babysitting

lol good. Either we all have access to gender affirming healthcare or the rich can burn

Maybe in a hate fuck kinda way…

I have never seen a face in as much need of meeting a high velocity crowbar as this cunt.

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Ngl. Literally crying reading this. That level of connection that I’ll never know 😭💚💚

My go to every time this question is asked the past few months is, “The horrors persist, but so do I.”

Basically once they started being a military contractor actively implementing new AI solutions aiding Israel, the US, and more. Or, when they started doing evil instead of avoiding it.

(Please don’t @ me with all the “yeah but they did THIS AND THAT years ago… we all have our own cutoff point).

Snap. Now I need to write a parody of Avenue Q’s “The Internet Is For Porn” lol

Gee I hope not. I want to see the corpse.