ikr? Imagine!

—your wise friend

Mrw the dropsy

Can someone pdf it tho first? I need pdf.

Holy moly as an armchair linguist how the heck did I never see count and county being related 🙃🙈

I want 6 fingers per hand if I have to wake up and deal with that₁₂ kinda bullshit

Wow wasn’t aware rsync’s FOSS

Niiice—and thank you!!

Hey it is! Kinda. I Think.

But why are human teeth shaped like this in the front? Not so much for nuts, right?

“No”, on the other han, does not sound like “non” to the French; they’re used to differentiating nasal versus non-nasal vowels.

I’m lucky

Unlike other people using roundabouts the same time as use

My mom tried to tell me that when you turn left through an American roundabout, you enter and leave with your left blinker blinking.

I was a child the last time I had to sit quietly on such a big disagreement with her lol. I guess I’m lucky.

As much as we all want to feed Thatcher to our dogs, I don’t think that’s the moral thing to do. They deserve better.

Not a bad idea to finally find out if your dog loves chocolate in the moments before

WHOA THIS IS SO AWESOME

Never occurred to me that it was possible and happens

a load

Bit more than that if we’re going off my body count 💅

intolerant all my life

Guess I’m pretty lucky my parents taught me better than that 💩

absurd amounts of pretty much anything

Were you all able to find stuff? I knew hoarders who had about a dozen pairs of scissors because they had to buy new ones so often, forgetting where the old ones were.

Bunch of methamagicians up in here

So many of my hookups say bs like this. Like, bro, do I look like I care about how you judge yourself??

She’s hooking up with a gay man? Sounds pretty gay to me bro. 🤜🤛