damn, so close to a bingo

but like… why not do a quick wipe to get the residual shit? bidet alone is almost as gross as wiping alone, imo.

comrade, if you’re just washing your anus and nowhere else with the bidet, then proceeding to not wipe at all, congratulations, you’ve simply relocated some of the shit to other parts of your crack.

I just gotta say I’m really confused by the “you don’t need TP” angle of bidet shilling, like I am a bidet user and a bidet shill but I still have to use several pieces of multi-ply TP to dry off down there, and sometimes need to wipe extra to get what the bidet missed despite my 30 seconds of ass-wriggling.

have we eaten the onion, or has the onion eaten us all?

the french feminine ideal

I work for a very small company, almost entirely remote, but we’re doing our yearly-ish in-office work week next week.

I am not out at work. I previously was just boymoding at work. I now have enough tiddy that they can’t be hidden with a simple sports bra and baggy shirt combo. I’m gonna have to come out at work.

anyone have advice or experience? especially for a small/tiny company?

hell yeah and here I was just using standard scifi/cyberpunk terms

we’d have to do a physical inspection of access points for data skimmers like we had to do with gas pump credit card scanners before chips were widespread.

it’s immortal for me!

…so it’ll live for 1-70 more years, at least.

my older brother owned a pair of these so obviously they were the shit.

but realistically if I got a pair now I would simply give myself broken bones and brain damage.

COVID

this is a big part of it, yeah. COVID infection has a chance to cause long-term brain damage, every repeat infection raises those chances, and cyclical reinfection almost guarantees brain damage. and of course, it’s the kind of brain damage which impairs both cognitive ability and reaction time (making drivers objectively worse) and reduces empathy (which makes drivers (bigger) assholes).

everyone carries a dumb smartphone-like hand terminal but they have to physically jack into a network access point to download new content and messages.

capitalist hellhole side-plot: tech workers are expected to do so every 15 minutes, even on days off, to ensure no missed slack/teams/etc. notifications.

I was about to point out that I have IoT stuff and hate AI, but my IoT stuff is mostly using zigbee instead of wifi so it can’t try to phone home…

communist spaces are where I feel the most welcome as a sapphic transfemby, and that’s including explicitly queer spaces that are liberal-leaning; the fuck is this person smoking

y’all, that headline is from February, and is not about yesterday’s protests