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Cake day: February 4th, 2026

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  • What’s most funny to me about this clip is that even after bonking her head into a window an entirety of THREE times in a row she still proceeds on her fourth attempt to walk head first without extending an arm or something in front of her head.

    It makes me think she is just always bonking her head into things as the standard sensory input and have learned absolutely nothing from it so far and possibly also never will.
    As if this is just the regular way she figures out where there’s a window or door she can crawl through during her travels, probably even every time when entering her own home.

    Are we sure she is actually human and not a moth?


  • kaykay@piefed.socialtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•rule
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    20 days ago
    • That wasn’t tea, right? It tastes kinda like liquid LSD…

    • Yes. You are absolutely right to call me out on that, my bad! I accidentally gave you a mug full of LSD and told you it was tea. Do you want me to update the tea skill with this new information? ✈️



  • Then they arrive at their station and continue at being productive members of society for the rest of the workday. The wheels of capitalism gets to turn for another day and everybody lets out a sigh of relief that doom wasn’t upon them personally just yet and then they wonder if there’s perhaps anything new on Netflix they can binge after work when parked on their couches like an adult-sized depressed fetus just trying to recharge the tiniest little bit of energy, just enough to get up and do it all again tomorrow. “Or maybe there’s anything on HBO? No… What about Disney+ then? Also no…”

    It’s the happiest of outcomes!










  • I was joking yeah but thank you for taking the time to write an actual answer anyway because that was a legit cool piece of trivia!

    I’m now sitting here with the mental image of some guy unironically waddling around Texas wearing this and equally oversized cowboy hat and boots (for balance) and it’s way funnier than my joke was :D