I have no idea what this is a reference to but I’m down to talk to a duck every day over some lemonade.

Someone help! This person is having a stroke!

The musician? Sure. The browser? Not so much.

> Vivaldi

Should I write this down as “FOD ingestion” or will we invent a new category called “Rabbitstrike”?

A certain mr Stalin would like to interject for a moment

Ima pull out my glowing magical slab of glass (phone) and get burned on a stake right then and there

Same

Keep Yourself Safe 😇🤗

The what-Wojak??? 📸🤨

When they get up to 22 they better let the kid out of the hangar.

Steamed hams 😳😳😳

I want a pair. No, I NEED a pair.

A windows user downloading a random executable and unchecking all of the boxes that install malware (it is easier than pressing one “Install” button in an app store):

I’m not talking about Nicole >:3

What if the lion does that habitually?

Idk about y’all but I found love on lemmy. Just keep shitposting and commenting and eventually someone will DM you!

At least at skunkworks you have a rough idea of who you’re killing

Me when I think I’m trans but really am just a cis mess

NG got a little taste of their own “medicine”