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Coming soon on a streaming near you: Pee pee tape 2025 - miles high edition; Honey I shrink the mushroom head in Mario Kart; Agent Orange, Remastered; My Big Fat *ss McDonalds

Made deal with 200 nations? Yeah, imagiNations.

Zero grocery, zero price. You cannot complain about avocado prices if there was no avocado imported, eh?

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https://www.cracked.com/article_46020_this-michael-che-onlyfans-joke-will-make-you-gasp.html

Oh, so that OnlyFans lady who took the plane paid by tax payers’ money had no seat for him?

Boycott. One 1880 man people hated so much that his name became a common word in English and Japanese(!) even after 145 years.

Zip drive!🙋‍♂️

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SSS: Stealing Social Security so they can fund the billionaires tax cut

But… but we’re still waiting for the Black Widow and Deadpool crossover…

THEN let’s insult the stupid in non-English for our own entertainment! 「吃屎吧蠢普」

“Make Egg Price Great Again”

That dipshit does not even know how his dear friend at Oracle made tons of money in the past decades.

So did these shitheads forget how many legal shitstorms they were in during the past four years after they were voted out last time after all those shits? Yeah fuck around now and find out later.

Oh no i had the Gestapo on my bingo card

Next: pants will be banned in the subway to curb public urination for easier id

3 wks ago: Trump ‘offered to block electric car rollout’ as he asked oil bosses for $1bn (Telegraph) https://www.yahoo.com/news/donald-trump-says-hell-stop-144231560.html

2 mos ago: Trump amps up attacks on electric vehicles, a major Biden priority (The Hill) https://thehill.com/policy/energy-environment/4544902-trump-biden-electric-vehicles-attacks-2024-election/amp/