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Alright. I chuckled. Tell my family I’m going to Hell.

“Decline” would suppose that there was any substance there to begin with…

Get out…

*Primordial pouch!

Can confirm. This is heartbreaking.

Kazakhstan moving up in the world. Very niiice!

I was gonna say, this sentence does not need the colon.

I just wish they would get to the series finale sometime soon.

Joking aside, fetal alcohol syndrome is terrible and entirely preventable.

I honestly thought I avoided eating an onion here…

This month’s wild. And, like, not in a good way.

This is so Dale Gribble, I can’t even function lol

Orange is something else. Had a buddy who used to work for a catering/event company in the area. He basically confirmed Party Down and Arrested Development are documentaries.

I mean, this is legitimately how the US government operates today, so I think you’re right.

It’s Orange County, though. I honestly think every headline I’ve ever read about the place involves shooting themselves in the foot to spite the poors, the browns, or the homeless.

Lol seriously the play by play. I was so disappointed yet unsurprised.

It really is a superpower, sipping on that haterade, day after day.

For a second, I was optimistic and thought they were going to highlight the economic, environmental, and misinformation concerns with the ensloppification engine. Then, I read the tagline…

My cat in his carrier on his way to visit Grandma for the holidays. He wants every other car around us out of the way so we can make the fastest time there and the spoiling can begin…

Yeah, total DOJ shill. If you look him up, it’s pretty clear he’s been wearing clown makeup for a while. Very pick me energy.

He’s a federal prosecutor, so he’s a career federal employee. The state of California did not confirm him. It’s the area in which he operates.