Remember kids: What do we call non-consensual sexual activity?

“Presidential behavior”

Read this in the same voice as

That’s a picture of the body of Benito Mussolini.

Their bodies were left in a heap, and by 9:00 a.m. a considerable crowd had gathered. The corpses were pelted with vegetables, spat at, urinated on, shot at and kicked; Mussolini’s face was disfigured by beatings.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Benito_Mussolini

I swear the Steam discussion threads for any new game have at least a couple chuds in there going “I can barely even see any labia through this character’s costume! When will this censorship madness end? Absolutely unplayable!” Like, dude. Some of us aren’t playing Stardew to jerk off to.

Good job completely missing the point, NPR. For some additional context: https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2025/03/trump-calls-congress-pass-overbroad-take-it-down-act-so-he-can-use-it-censor

“A gajillionaire could never tolerate being seen as a hypocrite by the poors! Game over, Trump!” 🙄

Whistle “Pop Goes The Weasel”.

Aretha Franklin - Bridge Over Troubled Water (originally by Simon and Garfunkel)

Sly & The Family Stone - Que Sera, Sera (originally Doris Day)

The Isley Brothers - Love The One You’re With (originally Steven Stills)

Pretty impressive beheading a Dalek like that.

Dark City?

It’s got the electrolytes bees crave!

50. Born 1974-05-27.

Paleolithic

I like the Castlevania explanation for why crosses work on vampires:

“Vampires are basically an evolved predator species, so their eyesight is pretty different to ours. Turns out that if you put a big geometric shape right up close in their field of vision, it confuses the shit out of their brains and, you know, makes them panic.”

“Time for TICKLES!”

I believe the term you’re looking for is “stank face”. I’ll sometimes do this when I’m listening to a song and a part is especially virtuosic or surprising. When you see a musician doing it it’s often either concentration or them hitting sort of a flow state where they’re really feeling what they’re playing.

If the press were capable of speaking this plainly we wouldn’t be here in the first place.

“Protestors claim video appears to show President eating homeless man. White House Press Secretary claims without evidence that the man was in fact a chicken nugget. President posts message saying ‘I LOVE KILLING AND EATING THE POOR!’ And now, we speak to some Republican think tank guy about how The Left are making food scarcity worse.”